O! Sleeping drunk guy
who drools on the lobby tiles
whereforth art thou?
Hrrrr, hrrr, nom nom nom.
Aaa? Dur dur dur.
Leave me alone.
Sir, in the dark I nearly
smashed your head with the door
you will pay dearly.
I call my friend
laughing at the situation
tell him of the drunk sleeper.
No I am not drunk
I am not asleep
HRrrrr Hrrrrr Hrrrrrr.
Dude, where are [...]
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Pred nedavnim je bil Crni v Cracker Barrel, najbolj prikladno poimenovani restavraciji v ZDA. O restavraciji sami vec ta petek v novi izdaji Fast Food Friday (juhu!), danes pa se osredotocimo na zabaven racun, ki sem ga za njihove usluge dobil na mizo. Po fckn & dumplin sem bil kar utrujen, moram priznati.
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V Atlanti je ze nekaj mesecev huda susa. Celotna regija je ze dolgo casa brez dezja in voda postaja resnicen problem. Evo en clanek iz NY Times pred kaksnim mesecem. Od takrat se zadeve niso v bistvu nic spremenile. Vode primanjkuje, prepovedano je prati avtomobile in zalivati travo, Coca-Cola je hotela pod Stone Mountain narediti [...]
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Cena elektrike v Ljubljani in cena elektrike v Georgii. Ajde, na grobo, v LJ stane kilovatna ura 7.655 evrocenta, v GA pa 4.657 centa. Torej cena elektrike v LJ je 2.4 x toliksna, kot v GA. Hecno, ne?
Povprecni american torej zasluzi nejke cez palec 2x toliko, kot povprecen Slovenec, nato pa ima ceno elektrike [...]
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Email izmenajva med eno kolegico in njenim studentom, toliko da ne bo spet kdo okoli govoril o miticnih superduper ameriskih studentih:
Laua!
OMG i am like totaly freeking out rite now coz i want to c my old tests but i can’t get in touch with teh profs!! hellp!!11!; ive like emailed you 2x but u haven’t [...]
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